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Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
7:21 pm - Do you know how we go to the bathroom in heaven?
We poop marshmallow fluff which turns into clouds, and we pee this magical clear fluid which becomes rain.  It nourishes the Earth.  It is a blessing upon you.  Do not believe the weathermen.  They lie.  They are devils.

The Father has said that I'd probably get more hits if I had more images and updated more often.  I need to stop being such a busy man.  It's just that I'm either too busy helping people, or watching people.  I like to watch.  I'm going to be busy harvesting some graphic images for this living journal of mine.  You mortals love graphic images.

current mood: watching you

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Monday, October 24th, 2005
11:17 pm - Todays important gem
Matthew 7:1-3 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)

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Matthew 7
Judging Others
1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

current mood: busy

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Friday, April 8th, 2005
1:46 am - It is so true!
it's so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and wish I was dead.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

Amazing, this is how I really spend most of my Saturdays. It will be worse now with the Pope here. Like he is so great. terrishiavo is much nicer than him, and johnniecochran is definitely the smartest, always able to help with legal issues.

I should go spread more health problems to smartass hypocrites, and try to extend the lives of some sick kids. I hate when kids get sick. :(

current mood: bored

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Tuesday, April 5th, 2005
5:16 am - ...
While We never meant any ill will towards "witches", We didn't intend for youngsters to think they could really cast spells or anything simply because they read some book, or studied under some Magick Wicca Skool. In fact, you may be surprised, but what We called "witches" back then weren't even the same thing! "Wicca" isn't really the magical pagan belief a lot of these kids think it is. It is just inspired by many pagan beliefs, and that is why this sort of thing makes Me very, terribly, utterly sad. Please My darling children, just as I hate to see My followers allowing dogma to slow down their evolution, I hate to see the same thing happening to followers of other beliefs. Religion is not an excuse to be an idiot. I would smite a few asses if I weren't so busy with My new special friend Phillipe.

Goodness, Phillipe is waiting for Me at the buffet! Fare well, and bless you My children!

current mood: angry

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Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
6:26 pm - I hope everyone likes the work I have done
I know that in this Internet world people like things that are visually appealing, and that which is visually appealing will draw in the attention. I have reworked this journal thing so that My flock will come unto Me. Please forgive Me, for I was unattentive to you, My tender lambs. This world is in terrible shape, and recently there was much fighting over the dear Terri Schiavo. I've just recently friended terrischiavo, and let Me tell you, she looks a lot better now.

Okay, I have to go now. There is a televangelist that needs a heart attack. I'll talk to you all later.
Bless you My children!

current mood: busy

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Monday, October 25th, 2004
1:34 am - Obsessive teenage girls or Why men should avoid being nice to girls
Read this lil PSA by Handful0breasts

Of all things Holy, I've not seen a child like that since that movie "The Crush". Only, that fictional child was smart. This poor kid can't even spell "ciao".

lol, and she thinks she is a "witch". She's going to hex those of us who wrote in her journal without kissing her hinnie.

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
2:17 pm - My children, LISTEN!
not_too_young This angers Me very much. I am not angry with the children, but instead angry with the adult men who are taking advantage of these children.

If you know of an adult who is daring to know a child in a physical sense, you must report them to the authorities so they can be stopped! Even if these little children think they are consenting and think they are old enough, much damage is being done to them mentally and emotionally, as well as physically. Do not hesitate to report it to authorities!

Rape and Statutory Rape information
Reporting Child Abuse and Neglect "Encouraging or concealing statutory rape is facilitating a felony."
Sex with Children is Abuse
Information about pedophilia and ephebophilia
Victims of Violence
Virginia invests in anti-statutory rape public service announcements. Sad that some people have to be told that sex with a minor is wrong.

Please, help those who are too young to help themselves. Teach those who have not yet been taught. The wolves are preying upon their innocence and naïveté.

current mood: righteous

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Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
7:03 pm
Freudian Inventory Results
Genital (63%) you appear to have a progressive and constructive outlook on life.
Latency (36%) you appear to have an irrational view on the value of learning.
Phallic (80%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Anal (60%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity.
Oral (70%) you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.
Take Free Freudian Inventory Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

current mood: busy

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Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
11:10 pm - Seems someone misunderstood Me...
When I said, "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto Me," THIS is NOT what I meant! Just wait until the boys are 18. There is no point in picking fruit that is not ripe anyway.

current mood: HOLY

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Sunday, June 27th, 2004
8:31 pm - I hope everyone has been well...
We've been so busy due to this conflict in the middle east. When will the U.S.A. President learn that war is not the answer?

Right now Father and I are sorting through a backlog of prayer requests.

To the little girl who wants her parents not to get a divorce:

I am very sorry. At one time, they did love each other very much. Now they do not. No, it is not your fault. The love they had faded, and they have been trying to bring it back. Trust Me, you do not want them to stay together simply for you. It will make them miserable, and you too as well My dear child. As unfair as all this seams, it really is for the best. They both still love you very much, as do I. Now dry those tears and smile for Me.

current mood: peaceful

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Friday, June 25th, 2004
2:10 pm - I am always watching, always listening
Today I have decided to keep an extra close watch upon those in the weatern countries. I have caught news of a man who is cheating on his wife. SIN. His wife suspects it, but can't really prove anything. Every time he returns he has this hint of cologne about him. I'm going to try to send a message to him so that the cheating will stop, but he may ignore Me. He already knows that cheating is wrong, and that his wife loves him very much. I am saddened. Why do these mortal men devalue their mortal women?

Bless you all My children. I will be seeing some of you very soon when Father and I call you home. I will return.

current mood: anxious

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Thursday, June 24th, 2004
8:50 pm - Various things We saw today and heard in various Heavenly reports...
First thing My Father and I saw today was a crude little boy throwing a tantrum and disrespecting his elders. He even went so far as to hit a young lady! He used words of curse. I was very shocked. I'm also worried because this child likes to speak of inappropriate things, and view inappropriate things online. He's already walking down that firey path. Walk the straight and narrow young man! You do not have to give your soul to Lucifer! REPENT! REPENT and be SAVED!

The second thing We saw was a young lady who is ten acting in a very precocious manner by the poolside. She would pull herself up, then lean back while spreading her legs wide and rolling onto her other side. She knew that her bottom would slide over and show everything that should only go to her cherished when she is finally an adult. She also utters the curse words, and tries to act maturely. When will My lost lambs learn that they are to remain as innocent as possible? They are to follow Me down the narrow flowery path unto righteousness.

I was also informed of some who were telling blatant lies. Then there are others who are simply ignoring their friends and loved ones, even in their times of need. The world is a strange place. There was an ignorant sinful male who accosted a young lady, accusing her of lies, behaving as if he can judge. He cannot judge. He is racist, and he is not GOD.

I'm still very embarassed that the President of the U.S.A. keeps speaking for My Father and I. My Father said he isn't nearly as bad as some of the "religious" leaders. We are not about hate. We are about LOVE. We love you all. We simply want to take you in Our arms and caress you, make you feel loved, wanted, and show that Earthly pleasures will never compare. Of course they are fun. Of course you are forgiven no matter what. I died for your sins after all. If you are going to sin, make it a good one! However, nothing compares to Father and I.

current mood: hopeful

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Monday, June 21st, 2004
6:28 pm - This is My first entry
I am still getting the hang of this "internet" thing. We didn't have this back when I first lived. As much as things have stayed the same, things have changed dramatically.

I hope to be accepted with welcoming arms by all My tender lambs on the internet. Father told Me this is the best way to reach Our straying flock in this "technological" Age.

I love you all. I bring forgiveness, so that ye may all join Us in Heaven!

current mood: jubilant

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